Computer
Problems/Requests Emailed to Me
Status Report
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(P= The problem logged by the staff.)
(S= The solution and action taken by me.)
P:
CD-ROM drive almost needs replacement.
S: Almost replaced CD-ROM drive.
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P: Can not get Word Perfect to work right on this computer
S: Word Perfect not installed on that computer.
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P: Something loose in computer box.
S: Something tightened in computer box.
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P: Spybot
asks me about "allowing a change".
Do I allow the changes?
S: Sometimes change is good.
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P: The Printer in LRC continues to jam.
S: That’s the hs band underneath your room that is jamming.
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P: Can I have a flat monitor here in the ms office?
S: Took monitor out and let construction equipment run over it.
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P: I asked Connie B to help me get connected to the web…
S: Try speaking Spanish next time.
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P: Dead bugs on CD-ROM drawer.
S: Live bugs on back-order.
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P: I need a personal printer…
S: Put in a request at the
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P: Do you know the status of my request?
S: Maybe.
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P: Where is the spider-looking icon?
S: I think the mouse-looking thing ate it.
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P: Don’t forget your CPR training.
S: I am past that. I am on CPUs now.
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P: Evidence of something leaking inside computer.
S: Evidence was removed and sent to
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P: I get error message when I click the thingy when using the program
S: Click the whatchamacallit next time.
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P: It doesn’t work.
S: Either do I
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P: Computer turns off when button is pushed.
S: That's what button is for.
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P: Drink holder does not stay open.
S: That platform with a hole is for CDs.
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P: My computer acts funny.
S: Computer warned to straighten up, behave itself, & be serious.
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P: Computer fan hums.
S: Reprogrammed computer fan with lyrics.
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P: High school copy machine doesn’t work.
S: Asked Kristi to withhold paycheck for copy machine until further notice.
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P: Mouse in dead.
S: Removed cat from classroom.
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P: Noise coming from inside computer. Sounds like a midget tapping on something
with a pencil.
S: Took pencil away from midget